What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!